Baby Names Made Easy: More Alternative Spellings
&rew “Andrew” couldn’t get more interesting than this. Andrew Tate, watch out, because this spelling is the alpha over boring…
Homeschool Parents Shunned for Having Less Than 4 Kids
MOESBURG, Ok. — A homeschooling family has been cast out from their once-loving community for committing the grave sin of…
Man Always Thought He’d Waste His Life Differently
MOESBURG, Ok. — A man has come face-to-face with the startling realization that he is, in fact, squandering his life…
Hunter Biden Addresses Allegations with Ukulele
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the aftermath of Colleen Ballinger’s ukulele song “Toxic Gossip Train,” Hunter Biden, son of President Joe…
Answers to This Year’s ACT Questions Revealed
U.S.A. – After an anonymous whistleblower claimed that the 2023 ACT questions all have to do with social justice and…
Archaeologist Discovers Human Remains 3,000 Years Too Late
CAIRO, Egypt — In a tragic turn of events, renowned archaeologist Dr. Ignatius Whitlock stumbled across an ancient Egyptian tomb…
Easy to Mix Up: Man Mistakes Clock for Scale
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a rather perplexing incident, local pastor Todd Thomas’s journey towards weight loss took an unexpected detour…
Woke Businesses Struggling To Install Restrooms To Accommodate All 483 Genders
U.S.A. — Woke businesses across the nation are reportedly struggling both spatially and financially. Many of the businesses are finding…
PETA Increases Diversity by Hiring BBQ Grill Master as Writer
NORFOLK, Va. — In a shocking move that left vegans and carnivores alike scratching their heads in disbelief, People for…