Taiwan Grants Mainland China Independence
TAIPEI, Taiwan – – In an act that stunned diplomats and briefly crashed several think-tank websites, Taiwan announced today that…
Company Launches “ManipuMatch” App, Helping People Find Partners They Can Control
SAN FRANCISCO, Ca. – – Tech startup GripHeart Inc. announced the release of ManipuMatch, a dating app designed to help…
Environmentalists Recommend Eating Plastic Products to Keep Them Out of the Ocean
WORLD – – Several environmental advocacy organizations are now recommending that people eat plastic products, such as bags and straws,…
Prominent Eugenicist Fails to Meet Own Standards for Reproduction
CHICAGO, Il. – – Dr. Karl Eckhardt, a senior researcher in the Department of Human Genetics at Midwestern University and…
Department of Homeland Security: “Has Anyone Seen a Black Laptop?”
Washington, D.C. – – The Department of Homeland Security is searching for a missing black laptop that may contain sensitive…
Disney Debuts New Star Wars Series in Which Padmé Loses Her Keys
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. – – Disney+ has announced its latest addition to the Star Wars universe: a series where Padmé Amidala…
Local Child Convicted of Neglect of Imaginary Friend
MOESBURG, Ok. – – In a first-of-its-kind ruling, 7-year-old Olivia Mendizabal was found guilty Thursday of child neglect – not…
Army Hires Former School Shooters: “Practice Makes Perfect”
ARLINGTON CO., Va. – – The US Army has begun deliberately recruiting former school shooters in new initiative aimed at…
Local Hospital Offers Two-for-One Deal on Amputations
MOESBURG, Ok. – – In what administrators are calling an “unprecedented promotion,” St. Todd’s Hospital has announced a limited-time two-for-one…