Disney Announces New Star Wars Series in Which Padmé Loses Her Keys
BURBANK, Ca. – – In yet another move to squeeze every last drop from the Star Wars franchise, Disney has…
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BURBANK, Ca. – – In yet another move to squeeze every last drop from the Star Wars franchise, Disney has…
Washington, D.C., U.S.– As an effort to solve world hunger, American organ donors can now register as meat donors, allowing…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, U.K. — In a bid to silence incessant rumors about the health of the Catherine, Princess of Wales,…
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — A recent study conducted by the National Institute of Culture Analysis has shed light on the origins…
ATLANTA. Ga. — To adjust for the large share of obese Americans, the CDC has declared all non-morbidly obese people…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move toward ultimate freedom on the road, libertarians have proposed a bill for various changes…
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Disney has announced their newest remake: this one a remake of the classic Bambi, in which a…
MOESBURG, Ok. — In an astonishing feat of meteorological accuracy, local weatherman Jim Atkinson has managed to accurately predict one…
Geneva, SWITZERLAND — Many have long dreamed of the power of time travel, but a Swiss physicist believes he has…