CDC Admits They Can’t Tell the Difference Between COVID and Flu
ATLANTA, Ga. — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently made a startling admission: they can’t tell the…
Ego Unleashed: Man Longs for Children to Pass “Incredible” Traits Onto
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a stunning display of ego and self-importance, local resident Mark Harris recently revealed his fervent desire…
Polish Man Files Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Against Cherokee Nation
TAHLEQUAH, Ok. — Wednesday could mark a defining moment in Native American history. John Kowalski, an American-born man of Polish…
Local Man Quits Job to Do Same Job for Different People
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local man Jacob Brighton has recently made the decision to quit his steady job and embark on…
Pool Party or Baptism? How to Spot the Difference
In a world where social gatherings can often blur the lines between sacred and secular, it has become increasingly challenging…
Heroic Act: Teen Cleans Up Own Spilled Milk
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a heartwarming tale of bravery and resourcefulness, an ordinary teenager named Alex Walkup has become the…
Tragic Loss: Woman’s 109-Year-Old Life Deemed Meaningless for Failing to Break Record for World’s Oldest Person
SHIRAKAWA, Japan — In a devastating blow to the annals of human achievement, the world mourns the passing of Suzuki…
Inspiring: Baddison Blake Announces She Hopes All Kids with Cancer Get Better
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Baddison Blake just showcased what an incredible person she is. Cancer is a gueling illness, and it…
Bald Man Probably Going Gray
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a world filled with scientific advancements and groundbreaking discoveries, there’s one perplexing phenomenon that has baffled…