Archaeologist Discovers Human Remains 3,000 Years Too Late
CAIRO, Egypt — In a tragic turn of events, renowned archaeologist Dr. Ignatius Whitlock stumbled across an ancient Egyptian tomb…
Easy to Mix Up: Man Mistakes Clock for Scale
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a rather perplexing incident, local pastor Todd Thomas’s journey towards weight loss took an unexpected detour…
PETA Increases Diversity by Hiring BBQ Grill Master as Writer
NORFOLK, Va. — In a shocking move that left vegans and carnivores alike scratching their heads in disbelief, People for…
Baddison Blake Gains 600 Pounds So Fans Can See Her Better Onstage
TULSA, Ok. — In a surprising turn of events, pop star Baddison Blake has gained 500 pounds in an attempt…
Study: People Who Have More Birthdays Tend to Live Longer
In a groundbreaking study conducted by researchers at the renowned Georgia Institute of Longevity Sciences, a compelling correlation has been…
Local Man Expert on Stalking Victim
MOESBURG, Ok. — Stalking can be a terrifying experience that can leave the victim feeling personally attacked and vulnerable. Jennifer…
Why Women Actually Wear Heels
Imagine cramming your foot into a tall, pointy shoe only to hobble around like a lanky 7-foot-tall circus clown with…
Due to Inflation, “You Look Like a Million Bucks” Now an Insult
MOESBURG, Ok. — Elena Stauffer, a 35-year-old mother of two, is filing for divorce after her husband told her she…
Family Unknowingly Adopts Neighbor’s Kid
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local family is unsure how they acquired a fifth child. Brian and Wendy Lipe, of Moesburg,…