End of the World Will Be Made in China
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It has been revealed that the end of civilization as we know it will be proudly “Made…
Local Pastor Discovers Bible Went Missing 7 Years Ago
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local pastor has recently discovered he was the victim of a crime that happened seven years…
Woman Disgusted That Man Is Romantically Interested in Her
MOESBURG, Ok. — Brianna McDaniel, a 20-year-old feminist studies major at Moesburg Community College, claims she was stalked by 21-year-old…
Carolines Condemn “Sweet Caroline”
WORLDWIDE — The famous Neil Diamond song “Sweet Caroline” is drawing sharp criticism from the worldwide community of Carolines. We…
Diabetic Overcomes Insulin Addiction
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local type 1 diabetic Chelsea Brewer has made the decision to come clean. After years of insulin…
Local Boy Claims He Won First Place in City Lying Bee
MOESBURG, Ok. — 11-year-old Ethan Donnelly claims to have won the city lying bee 3 years in a row. Although…
Far Out: Deodorant Company Places Billboard on Moon
HOUSTON, Tx. — In a historic marketing campaign, Houston-based deodorant company Pitts has managed to conquer the final frontier of…
Local Megachurch Rebrands as Rec Center
MOESBURG, Ok. — Members of First Trendy Baptist Church have voted to rebrand themselves as a rec center. “We only…
Serial Killer Identifies as Innocent
MOESBURG, Ok. –- The lawyer for convicted serial killer Jeremy Rothstein filed a formal appeal to overturn Rothstein’s convictions for…