Bald Man Probably Going Gray
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a world filled with scientific advancements and groundbreaking discoveries, there’s one perplexing phenomenon that has baffled…
Buzz Aldrin Announces He Was First to Fart on the Moon
MONTCLAIR, Nj. — Legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin has boldly come forward to claim a groundbreaking achievement in human space exploration:…
“Mildly Disturbing” Nail Trend Facing Backlash
MOESBURG, Ok.– If you were to walk the corridors of any high school, you would notice something unusual about some…
Local Man Starts Wearing Interesting Socks in Hopes of Becoming an Interesting Person
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local man Bob Woznak was tired of blending in. He has no hobbies, a weak sense of…
Only Child Begs for Sibling; Gets Dog Instead
MOESBURG, Ok. — When local married couple Brian and Jenna Culpepper’s only child, Madison, said she wanted a sibling, they…