Due to Inflation, “You Look Like a Million Bucks” Now an Insult
MOESBURG, Ok. — Elena Stauffer, a 35-year-old mother of two, is filing for divorce after her husband told her she…
Miracle: Ice Cream Machine At A McDonalds Actually Works For Once
Parker, PA — A miracle has been reported in the small town of Parker, Pennsylvania, as the ice cream machine…
Family Unknowingly Adopts Neighbor’s Kid
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local family is unsure how they acquired a fifth child. Brian and Wendy Lipe, of Moesburg,…
Baby Names Made Easy: Twins Edition
Do you have a set of twins on the way and have no clue what to name them? Furthermore, do…
Pieces of Trash Add Color to Dull Landscape
It is no secret that trash can significantly alter landscapes. These often-overlooked items can provide a much-needed sense of vibrancy…
Study Estimates That “Baby On Board” Bumper Stickers Save Approximately 700 Lives Per Year
U.S.A. — We’ve all seen the “Baby on Board” bumper stickers on the backs of cars that warn other drivers…
Burglar Breaks into House to Apologize for Breaking into House
MOESBURG, Ok. — It was an astonishing scene when a man broke into the house he previously broke into to…
Able-Bodied Man Self-Identifies As Handicapped Whenever He Wants To Get Better Parking Space
San Francisco, CA — John Johnson, a 34 year old resident of San Francisco, drives a car with a wheelchair…
Baby Names Made Easy: More Names!
The Moesburg Times is back at it again with a list of creative baby names to bestow upon your tiny…