Pieces of Trash Add Color to Dull Landscape
It is no secret that trash can significantly alter landscapes. These often-overlooked items can provide a much-needed sense of vibrancy…
Study Estimates That “Baby On Board” Bumper Stickers Save Approximately 700 Lives Per Year
U.S.A. — We’ve all seen the “Baby on Board” bumper stickers on the backs of cars that warn other drivers…
Burglar Breaks into House to Apologize for Breaking into House
MOESBURG, Ok. — It was an astonishing scene when a man broke into the house he previously broke into to…
Able-Bodied Man Self-Identifies As Handicapped Whenever He Wants To Get Better Parking Space
San Francisco, CA — John Johnson, a 34 year old resident of San Francisco, drives a car with a wheelchair…
Baby Names Made Easy: More Names!
The Moesburg Times is back at it again with a list of creative baby names to bestow upon your tiny…
Devout Christian Working As School Janitor Disappointed This Is The Plan The Lord Has For Him
Pinehurst, MA — Dennis Thorton, a devoted Christian man who works as a local high school janitor is reportedly extremely…
Actor with Generic Face Portrays Many Historical Figures
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Actor John Smith boasts an impressive number of movie roles as various historical figures. Smith’s many roles…
Unhappy Spouses Thrilled With New Wedding Vow Format
Columbus, OH —— Miserable couples can now rejoice thanks to the new wedding vow format available at their next vow…
This Girl Waited Years for a Kidney, So a Doctor Filled Her with as Many Kidneys as Her Body Could Hold
MOESBURG, Ok. — Nine-year-old Samantha Barnett has been on the kidney transplant waiting list for five years. Her health had…