Father Angry that Son Is Wasting Lovely Sunny Day by Being in Coma
MOESBURG, Ok. — While families all over Moesburg enjoy the long-awaited pleasant weather, a local father is expressing his deep…
Sun-Maid Announces Girl on Raisin Box Has Skin Cancer
FRESNO, Ca. — Sun-Maid raisins has made a jaw-dropping announcement that has left the world reeling. The beloved girl on…
Man Dedicates Life to Helping People Like Himself
KEY WEST, Fl. — In a world full of self-made millionaires, influencers, and gurus, there is one man who stands…
Rehabilitated Gazelle Released Back into Food Chain
ATBARA, Sudan — In a stunning display of human-animal camaraderie, a heroic gazelle has been released back into the wild…
High School Student Fails Spanish Class in Protest of Gendered Words
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local high school student has decided to take a stand against the gender binary invading every…
Greg Casar Embarks on Drag Strike
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After his nearly nine-hour thirst strike in protest of a Texas bill, U.S. Representative Greg Casar is…
Bible Translated into Teen Slang
U.S.A. — In an astonishing turn of events, scholars and religious experts have come together to deliver the Word of…
To Fix Teacher Shortage, School Resorts to Hiring Students
In a desperate attempt to combat the ever-worsening teacher shortage, the illustrious institution of the Moesburg Public School System has…
Heartbreaking: If It Hadn’t Been for That Pesky Car Crash, Princess Diana Would Have Died Today
On August 31, 1997, Diana, Princess of Wales tragically perished in a car crash. However, historians and scientists from across…