Politician Praises Bill Before Being Reminded He Voted Against It
Washington, D.C. – – Senator Richard Caldwell (R-MO) publicly lauded a new education funding bill Thursday morning—only to be reminded…
Marathon Runners Fail to Find Cure for Breast Cancer
JACKSONVILLE, Fl. – – Thousands of runners flooded the streets on Sunday for the National Marathon to Finish Breast Cancer.…
Disney Announces New Star Wars Series in Which Padmé Loses Her Keys
BURBANK, Ca. – – In yet another move to squeeze every last drop from the Star Wars franchise, Disney has…
Catalonia and Basque Country Declare Independence from Spain, Declaring Themselves a Nation Called “Spain’t”
VITORIA-GASTEIZ, Spain – Catalonia and the Basque Country simultaneously declared independence from Spain on Wednesday, announcing that their new combined…
Vatican Introduces Olympic Team
PARIS, Fr*nce – – The Vatican will participate in the 2024 Summer Olympics, marking the first time the world’s smallest…
HSS Allows First-Ever Meat Donors
Washington, D.C., U.S.– As an effort to solve world hunger, American organ donors can now register as meat donors, allowing…
Life Alert Releases New Feature to Alert You Before You Embarrass Yourself
ENCINO, Ca. – – Life Alert, widely known for its emergency response systems for the elderly, is expanding its services…
Buckingham Palace: “Yes, Princess Kate Is Very Healthy and We Have Photos to Prove It”
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, U.K. — In a bid to silence incessant rumors about the health of the Catherine, Princess of Wales,…
Study Reveals Why Celebrities Are Famous
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — A recent study conducted by the National Institute of Culture Analysis has shed light on the origins…