Devout Christian Working As School Janitor Disappointed This Is The Plan The Lord Has For Him
Pinehurst, MA — Dennis Thorton, a devoted Christian man who works as a local high school janitor is reportedly extremely…
Actor with Generic Face Portrays Many Historical Figures
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Actor John Smith boasts an impressive number of movie roles as various historical figures. Smith’s many roles…
Unhappy Spouses Thrilled With New Wedding Vow Format
Columbus, OH —— Miserable couples can now rejoice thanks to the new wedding vow format available at their next vow…
This Girl Waited Years for a Kidney, So a Doctor Filled Her with as Many Kidneys as Her Body Could Hold
MOESBURG, Ok. — Nine-year-old Samantha Barnett has been on the kidney transplant waiting list for five years. Her health had…
CDC Admits They Can’t Tell the Difference Between COVID and Flu
ATLANTA, Ga. — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently made a startling admission: they can’t tell the…
Ego Unleashed: Man Longs for Children to Pass “Incredible” Traits Onto
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a stunning display of ego and self-importance, local resident Mark Harris recently revealed his fervent desire…
Polish Man Files Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Against Cherokee Nation
TAHLEQUAH, Ok. — Wednesday could mark a defining moment in Native American history. John Kowalski, an American-born man of Polish…
Local Man Quits Job to Do Same Job for Different People
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local man Jacob Brighton has recently made the decision to quit his steady job and embark on…
Pool Party or Baptism? How to Spot the Difference
In a world where social gatherings can often blur the lines between sacred and secular, it has become increasingly challenging…