This Girl Waited Years for a Kidney, So a Doctor Filled Her with as Many Kidneys as Her Body Could Hold
MOESBURG, Ok. — Nine-year-old Samantha Barnett has been on the kidney transplant waiting list for five years. Her health had…
Ego Unleashed: Man Longs for Children to Pass “Incredible” Traits Onto
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a stunning display of ego and self-importance, local resident Mark Harris recently revealed his fervent desire…
Local Man Quits Job to Do Same Job for Different People
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local man Jacob Brighton has recently made the decision to quit his steady job and embark on…
Heroic Act: Teen Cleans Up Own Spilled Milk
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a heartwarming tale of bravery and resourcefulness, an ordinary teenager named Alex Walkup has become the…
Bald Man Probably Going Gray
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a world filled with scientific advancements and groundbreaking discoveries, there’s one perplexing phenomenon that has baffled…
“Mildly Disturbing” Nail Trend Facing Backlash
MOESBURG, Ok.– If you were to walk the corridors of any high school, you would notice something unusual about some…
Local Man Starts Wearing Interesting Socks in Hopes of Becoming an Interesting Person
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local man Bob Woznak was tired of blending in. He has no hobbies, a weak sense of…
Only Child Begs for Sibling; Gets Dog Instead
MOESBURG, Ok. — When local married couple Brian and Jenna Culpepper’s only child, Madison, said she wanted a sibling, they…
Camp Counselor Says He Understands Parents’ Grief; He Too Has Lost Many Children in Freak Accidents
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local parents are in a tizzy after their children did not return from summer camp. Some are…