Devout Christian Working As School Janitor Disappointed This Is The Plan The Lord Has For Him
Pinehurst, MA — Dennis Thorton, a devoted Christian man who works as a local high school janitor is reportedly extremely…
Unhappy Spouses Thrilled With New Wedding Vow Format
Columbus, OH —— Miserable couples can now rejoice thanks to the new wedding vow format available at their next vow…
This Girl Waited Years for a Kidney, So a Doctor Filled Her with as Many Kidneys as Her Body Could Hold
MOESBURG, Ok. — Nine-year-old Samantha Barnett has been on the kidney transplant waiting list for five years. Her health had…
Ego Unleashed: Man Longs for Children to Pass “Incredible” Traits Onto
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a stunning display of ego and self-importance, local resident Mark Harris recently revealed his fervent desire…
Local Man Quits Job to Do Same Job for Different People
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local man Jacob Brighton has recently made the decision to quit his steady job and embark on…
Heroic Act: Teen Cleans Up Own Spilled Milk
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a heartwarming tale of bravery and resourcefulness, an ordinary teenager named Alex Walkup has become the…
Bald Man Probably Going Gray
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a world filled with scientific advancements and groundbreaking discoveries, there’s one perplexing phenomenon that has baffled…
“Mildly Disturbing” Nail Trend Facing Backlash
MOESBURG, Ok.– If you were to walk the corridors of any high school, you would notice something unusual about some…
Local Man Starts Wearing Interesting Socks in Hopes of Becoming an Interesting Person
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local man Bob Woznak was tired of blending in. He has no hobbies, a weak sense of…