Local Man Expert on Stalking Victim
MOESBURG, Ok. — Stalking can be a terrifying experience that can leave the victim feeling personally attacked and vulnerable. Jennifer…
Basketball Coach Missing Easy Shots Assures Everyone He Was Just Demonstrating What Not To Do
Topeka, KS — Marcus Belford, a middle school basketball coach, has been deemed “unfit for the job” after repeatedly failing…
Due to Inflation, “You Look Like a Million Bucks” Now an Insult
MOESBURG, Ok. — Elena Stauffer, a 35-year-old mother of two, is filing for divorce after her husband told her she…
Miracle: Ice Cream Machine At A McDonalds Actually Works For Once
Parker, PA — A miracle has been reported in the small town of Parker, Pennsylvania, as the ice cream machine…
Family Unknowingly Adopts Neighbor’s Kid
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local family is unsure how they acquired a fifth child. Brian and Wendy Lipe, of Moesburg,…
Burglar Breaks into House to Apologize for Breaking into House
MOESBURG, Ok. — It was an astonishing scene when a man broke into the house he previously broke into to…
Able-Bodied Man Self-Identifies As Handicapped Whenever He Wants To Get Better Parking Space
San Francisco, CA — John Johnson, a 34 year old resident of San Francisco, drives a car with a wheelchair…
Devout Christian Working As School Janitor Disappointed This Is The Plan The Lord Has For Him
Pinehurst, MA — Dennis Thorton, a devoted Christian man who works as a local high school janitor is reportedly extremely…
Unhappy Spouses Thrilled With New Wedding Vow Format
Columbus, OH —— Miserable couples can now rejoice thanks to the new wedding vow format available at their next vow…