Man Always Thought He’d Waste His Life Differently
MOESBURG, Ok. — A man has come face-to-face with the startling realization that he is, in fact, squandering his life…
Easy to Mix Up: Man Mistakes Clock for Scale
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a rather perplexing incident, local pastor Todd Thomas’s journey towards weight loss took an unexpected detour…
Local Man Expert on Stalking Victim
MOESBURG, Ok. — Stalking can be a terrifying experience that can leave the victim feeling personally attacked and vulnerable. Jennifer…
Basketball Coach Missing Easy Shots Assures Everyone He Was Just Demonstrating What Not To Do
Topeka, KS — Marcus Belford, a middle school basketball coach, has been deemed “unfit for the job” after repeatedly failing…
Due to Inflation, “You Look Like a Million Bucks” Now an Insult
MOESBURG, Ok. — Elena Stauffer, a 35-year-old mother of two, is filing for divorce after her husband told her she…
Miracle: Ice Cream Machine At A McDonalds Actually Works For Once
Parker, PA — A miracle has been reported in the small town of Parker, Pennsylvania, as the ice cream machine…
Family Unknowingly Adopts Neighbor’s Kid
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local family is unsure how they acquired a fifth child. Brian and Wendy Lipe, of Moesburg,…
Burglar Breaks into House to Apologize for Breaking into House
MOESBURG, Ok. — It was an astonishing scene when a man broke into the house he previously broke into to…
Able-Bodied Man Self-Identifies As Handicapped Whenever He Wants To Get Better Parking Space
San Francisco, CA — John Johnson, a 34 year old resident of San Francisco, drives a car with a wheelchair…