Unemployed Man Achieves Ideal Work-Life Balance
MOESBURG, Ok. — For many of us, a healthy work-life balance seems like a far-off dream. But for local resident…
Child Collector Facing Backlash for Controversial Hobby
MOESBURG, Ok. — Meet Charles Kaufman, a self-proclaimed child collector. His collection currently boasts of 230 children, a world record…
Catholic with Celiac Believes Communion Bread Safe for Consumption after Becoming Literal Body of Christ
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a display of unwavering faith and undying optimism, a Catholic with celiac disease has astounded medical…
Community Uses Local Child’s Disappearance as an Excuse to Have a Fun Karaoke Night
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a heartwarming display of unity and selflessness, our small town of Moesburg came together to search…
Man Upset Waiter’s Sudden Cardiac Arrest Caused Delay in Food Service
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a world where instant gratification is the norm, where microwave meals have become the culinary holy…
Father Angry that Son Is Wasting Lovely Sunny Day by Being in Coma
MOESBURG, Ok. — While families all over Moesburg enjoy the long-awaited pleasant weather, a local father is expressing his deep…
High School Student Fails Spanish Class in Protest of Gendered Words
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local high school student has decided to take a stand against the gender binary invading every…
To Fix Teacher Shortage, School Resorts to Hiring Students
In a desperate attempt to combat the ever-worsening teacher shortage, the illustrious institution of the Moesburg Public School System has…
Homeschool Parents Shunned for Having Less Than 4 Kids
MOESBURG, Ok. — A homeschooling family has been cast out from their once-loving community for committing the grave sin of…