Woke Businesses Struggling To Install Restrooms To Accommodate All 483 Genders
U.S.A. — Woke businesses across the nation are reportedly struggling both spatially and financially. Many of the businesses are finding…
Basketball Coach Missing Easy Shots Assures Everyone He Was Just Demonstrating What Not To Do
Topeka, KS — Marcus Belford, a middle school basketball coach, has been deemed “unfit for the job” after repeatedly failing…
Miracle: Ice Cream Machine At A McDonalds Actually Works For Once
Parker, PA — A miracle has been reported in the small town of Parker, Pennsylvania, as the ice cream machine…
Study Estimates That “Baby On Board” Bumper Stickers Save Approximately 700 Lives Per Year
U.S.A. — We’ve all seen the “Baby on Board” bumper stickers on the backs of cars that warn other drivers…
Able-Bodied Man Self-Identifies As Handicapped Whenever He Wants To Get Better Parking Space
San Francisco, CA — John Johnson, a 34 year old resident of San Francisco, drives a car with a wheelchair…
Devout Christian Working As School Janitor Disappointed This Is The Plan The Lord Has For Him
Pinehurst, MA — Dennis Thorton, a devoted Christian man who works as a local high school janitor is reportedly extremely…
Unhappy Spouses Thrilled With New Wedding Vow Format
Columbus, OH —— Miserable couples can now rejoice thanks to the new wedding vow format available at their next vow…
NASA’s Rocket Launch Called Off Due To Geese On The Launch Pad
Since January, the public has been eagerly awaiting the day when NASA finally exhibits their newest rocket prototype, the Vulture…
Woman Sues Former Employer After Being Fired for Bringing Emotional Support Buffalo to Work
Lanie Shire, a former employee at the Waterford Center of Technology, has filed a lawsuit against the company. The board…