Only Child Begs for Sibling; Gets Dog Instead
MOESBURG, Ok. — When local married couple Brian and Jenna Culpepper’s only child, Madison, said she wanted a sibling, they…
Camp Counselor Says He Understands Parents’ Grief; He Too Has Lost Many Children in Freak Accidents
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local parents are in a tizzy after their children did not return from summer camp. Some are…
Surnames That Start with “Mac” Actually Derived from an Ancient Scottish Reference to Mac n’ Cheese
EDINBURGH, Scotland, U.K. – In a shocking revelation that will forever change our understanding of Scottish history, renowned historians and…
Man Named Bob Shocked to Find Out He Is Robert
Local man Bob Truman has discovered a shocking secret: he is not, in fact, Bob Truman. His real name is…
End of the World Will Be Made in China
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It has been revealed that the end of civilization as we know it will be proudly “Made…
Local Pastor Discovers Bible Went Missing 7 Years Ago
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local pastor has recently discovered he was the victim of a crime that happened seven years…
Woman Disgusted That Man Is Romantically Interested in Her
MOESBURG, Ok. — Brianna McDaniel, a 20-year-old feminist studies major at Moesburg Community College, claims she was stalked by 21-year-old…
Carolines Condemn “Sweet Caroline”
WORLDWIDE — The famous Neil Diamond song “Sweet Caroline” is drawing sharp criticism from the worldwide community of Carolines. We…
Diabetic Overcomes Insulin Addiction
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local type 1 diabetic Chelsea Brewer has made the decision to come clean. After years of insulin…