Baby Names Made Easy: What to Name Your Child in 2023
If you happen to be an average American adult who hates working, choosing a baby name might seem like it…
Celebrity Trademarks Eye Color
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Pop star Baddison Blake, 23, has filed to have her exact eye color trademarked. “I’m tired of…
Fat Man Stuck in Chimney
MOESBURG, Ok. — An obese man has gotten stuck in a chimney on Christmas Eve last night. The man, dressed…
Supreme Court Revokes Man’s Freedom of Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. — James Daughtery, a local man deemed “annoying” has recently had his freedom of speech revoked by the…
Local Funeral Director Making More Money as Number of Deaths Skyrocket
MOESBURG, Ok. — Tom Lewis, a local funeral director, has seen an increase in demand for his services as local…
People Who Wear Glasses Really Do Have Worse Eyesight, Study Finds
In a shocking study, scientists have found the unexpected correlation between wearing eyeglasses and having bad eyesight. In simple terms,…
Every-Day Adventist Wins Religious Discrimination Lawsuit
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a recent 10th Circuit Court of Appeals opinion, Smith v. Local Foods, cashier Jonah Smith was…
Local Boy Discovers Cure for Hiccups
MOESBURG, Ok. — Jimmy Stevens, a 4th grader at Moe’s Elementary School, has discovered the cure for hiccups. In math…
Kale-Flavored Vape a Hit with Health-Conscious Vape Users
MOESBURG, Ok. — For years, vapes have been less than nutritious. Flavors like cola and cotton candy hardly provide teens…