PROVO, Ut. —
It is no secret that Angel Studios has attracted a Mormon audience. In fact, Angel Studios’ founder is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. So it should come as no surprise that, in an attempt to appeal to their LDS fanbase, Angel Studios has announced that season 4 of their popular program The Chosen will portray Jesus coming to the Americas.
That’s right, folks! While some shows might settle for mediocre stunts like surprise weddings or implausible resurrections, Angel Studios decided to throw caution to the wind and go big by setting Jesus on a spiritual journey beyond the Middle East. Move over, Bethlehem, because we’re hitting the road and heading to the New World – apparently, even the Son of God needs a vacation!
In a press release that sounded more like the ramblings of a televangelist on a sugar rush, Angel Studios spokesperson Roger Talbot proclaimed, “Prepare thine minds for an epic adventure of biblical proportions! Witness Jesus on an extended mission trip, healing the sick, feeding the hungry, and, who knows, maybe even walking on the Great Salt Lake!”
The daring storyline is sure to appeal to the LDS audience, who have long cherished the belief that the Americas hold a sacred place in religious history. And why not? We all know Jesus enjoyed a good road trip, so why not spice it up with a cross-continental journey?
Non-LDS viewers have expressed grave concern at this plot twist, as it does not align with their religious beliefs. However, most of them are too invested in the show to stop watching, making a protest or boycott unlikely. But can you blame them? In an age where content is king, “The Chosen” creators are proving they are willing to venture into uncharted territories, literally! So, sit back, relax, and get ready for a season of biblical sightseeing as Jesus spreads the gospel through the Americas . Who knows, maybe we’ll get a reboot of “National Treasure” with Jesus deciphering hidden messages in ancient artifacts.
So, as you settle in to watch the next season of “The Chosen,” remember to fasten your seatbelts, folks, because we’re in for a bumpy ride. And if this gamble pays off, don’t be surprised if next season, we see Jesus cruising on a celestial surfboard in the Pacific or taking a selfie at the Great Wall of China. Because when it comes to appealing to the audience, Angel Studios is proving that the sky’s the limit, or in this case, maybe even the heavens!