Baddison Blake Gains 600 Pounds So Fans Can See Her Better Onstage
TULSA, Ok. — In a surprising turn of events, pop star Baddison Blake has gained 500 pounds in an attempt…
Study: People Who Have More Birthdays Tend to Live Longer
In a groundbreaking study conducted by researchers at the renowned Georgia Institute of Longevity Sciences, a compelling correlation has been…
Local Man Expert on Stalking Victim
MOESBURG, Ok. — Stalking can be a terrifying experience that can leave the victim feeling personally attacked and vulnerable. Jennifer…
Why Women Actually Wear Heels
Imagine cramming your foot into a tall, pointy shoe only to hobble around like a lanky 7-foot-tall circus clown with…
Basketball Coach Missing Easy Shots Assures Everyone He Was Just Demonstrating What Not To Do
Topeka, KS — Marcus Belford, a middle school basketball coach, has been deemed “unfit for the job” after repeatedly failing…
Due to Inflation, “You Look Like a Million Bucks” Now an Insult
MOESBURG, Ok. — Elena Stauffer, a 35-year-old mother of two, is filing for divorce after her husband told her she…
Miracle: Ice Cream Machine At A McDonalds Actually Works For Once
Parker, PA — A miracle has been reported in the small town of Parker, Pennsylvania, as the ice cream machine…
Family Unknowingly Adopts Neighbor’s Kid
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local family is unsure how they acquired a fifth child. Brian and Wendy Lipe, of Moesburg,…
Baby Names Made Easy: Twins Edition
Do you have a set of twins on the way and have no clue what to name them? Furthermore, do…