Fat Man Stuck in Chimney
MOESBURG, Ok. — An obese man has gotten stuck in a chimney on Christmas Eve last night. The man, dressed…
NASA’s Rocket Launch Called Off Due To Geese On The Launch Pad
Since January, the public has been eagerly awaiting the day when NASA finally exhibits their newest rocket prototype, the Vulture…
Supreme Court Revokes Man’s Freedom of Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. — James Daughtery, a local man deemed “annoying” has recently had his freedom of speech revoked by the…
Local Funeral Director Making More Money as Number of Deaths Skyrocket
MOESBURG, Ok. — Tom Lewis, a local funeral director, has seen an increase in demand for his services as local…
Woman Sues Former Employer After Being Fired for Bringing Emotional Support Buffalo to Work
Lanie Shire, a former employee at the Waterford Center of Technology, has filed a lawsuit against the company. The board…
People Who Wear Glasses Really Do Have Worse Eyesight, Study Finds
In a shocking study, scientists have found the unexpected correlation between wearing eyeglasses and having bad eyesight. In simple terms,…
Every-Day Adventist Wins Religious Discrimination Lawsuit
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a recent 10th Circuit Court of Appeals opinion, Smith v. Local Foods, cashier Jonah Smith was…
Family Shocked After Learning Secret Ingredient in Grandma’s Legendary Cobbler Is Not Actually Love
The Piers, a local family, have opened up about how hurt they felt after their grandma admitted that the secret…
Local Restaurant Urges Customers to Come and Order Before They Are Hungry
Fine Dining, a local restaurant, has come up with a solution to an all too common problem after receiving multiple…