Parker, PA — A miracle has been reported in the small town of Parker, Pennsylvania, as the ice cream machine at a local McDonalds actually works for once. Locals have been flocking to the fast food restaurant in the hopes of witnessing this miraculous event with their own eyes.

”I couldn’t even believe it,” said an employee at the McDonalds. “When my manager told me, I figured he was just joking around. But then I saw it for myself.”

We also spoke with Richard Morris, a father of two. ”It was an amazing experience for the whole family,” he said. “Not only did the ice cream machine work today, but the employees even managed to get our order right. I haven’t witnessed something this extraordinary since I saw a meteor shower a few years back, and I haven’t seen my kids this happy since we got them each a kitten for Christmas last year.”

The phenomenon has also brought large crowds of tourists from all over the country. Many celebrities were also spotted at the McDonalds, including Chris Evans, Paris Hilton, and Mark Wahlberg, all of whom were hoping to get a glimpse of the action.

In the days that followed, further miracles were also reported, as people with differing political views were able to have a peaceful, civilized, conversation, and all the shoppers at the town’s local Walmart voluntarily wore pants.