Taiwan Grants Mainland China Independence
TAIPEI, Taiwan – – In an act that stunned diplomats and briefly crashed several think-tank websites, Taiwan announced today that…
Catalonia and Basque Country Declare Independence from Spain, Declaring Themselves a Nation Called “Spain’t”
VITORIA-GASTEIZ, Spain – Catalonia and the Basque Country simultaneously declared independence from Spain on Wednesday, announcing that their new combined…
Vatican Introduces Olympic Team
PARIS, Fr*nce – – The Vatican will participate in the 2024 Summer Olympics, marking the first time the world’s smallest…
Buckingham Palace: “Yes, Princess Kate Is Very Healthy and We Have Photos to Prove It”
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, U.K. — In a bid to silence incessant rumors about the health of the Catherine, Princess of Wales,…
Rehabilitated Gazelle Released Back into Food Chain
ATBARA, Sudan — In a stunning display of human-animal camaraderie, a heroic gazelle has been released back into the wild…
Heartbreaking: If It Hadn’t Been for That Pesky Car Crash, Princess Diana Would Have Died Today
On August 31, 1997, Diana, Princess of Wales tragically perished in a car crash. However, historians and scientists from across…
Tragic Loss: Woman’s 109-Year-Old Life Deemed Meaningless for Failing to Break Record for World’s Oldest Person
SHIRAKAWA, Japan — In a devastating blow to the annals of human achievement, the world mourns the passing of Suzuki…
Surnames That Start with “Mac” Actually Derived from an Ancient Scottish Reference to Mac n’ Cheese
EDINBURGH, Scotland, U.K. – In a shocking revelation that will forever change our understanding of Scottish history, renowned historians and…
End of the World Will Be Made in China
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It has been revealed that the end of civilization as we know it will be proudly “Made…