Study Reveals Why Celebrities Are Famous
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — A recent study conducted by the National Institute of Culture Analysis has shed light on the origins…
Disney Makes Inclusive Bambi Remake in Which Both Bambi’s Moms Die
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Disney has announced their newest remake: this one a remake of the classic Bambi, in which a…
To Appeal to Mormon Audiences, “The Chosen” Will Portray Jesus Visiting the Americas
PROVO, Ut. — It is no secret that Angel Studios has attracted a Mormon audience. In fact, Angel Studios’ founder…
Natalie Portman Just Realized She Isn’t Keira Knightley While Reading Her Own Wikipedia Page
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — In a bizarre and mind-boggling twist of self-discovery, Academy Award-winning actress Natalie Portman recently stumbled upon a…
Bible Translated into Teen Slang
U.S.A. — In an astonishing turn of events, scholars and religious experts have come together to deliver the Word of…
Baddison Blake Gains 600 Pounds So Fans Can See Her Better Onstage
TULSA, Ok. — In a surprising turn of events, pop star Baddison Blake has gained 500 pounds in an attempt…
Actor with Generic Face Portrays Many Historical Figures
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Actor John Smith boasts an impressive number of movie roles as various historical figures. Smith’s many roles…
Inspiring: Baddison Blake Announces She Hopes All Kids with Cancer Get Better
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Baddison Blake just showcased what an incredible person she is. Cancer is a gueling illness, and it…
Carolines Condemn “Sweet Caroline”
WORLDWIDE — The famous Neil Diamond song “Sweet Caroline” is drawing sharp criticism from the worldwide community of Carolines. We…