Sun-Maid Announces Girl on Raisin Box Has Skin Cancer
FRESNO, Ca. — Sun-Maid raisins has made a jaw-dropping announcement that has left the world reeling. The beloved girl on…
Greg Casar Embarks on Drag Strike
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After his nearly nine-hour thirst strike in protest of a Texas bill, U.S. Representative Greg Casar is…
Hunter Biden Addresses Allegations with Ukulele
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the aftermath of Colleen Ballinger’s ukulele song “Toxic Gossip Train,” Hunter Biden, son of President Joe…
Answers to This Year’s ACT Questions Revealed
U.S.A. – After an anonymous whistleblower claimed that the 2023 ACT questions all have to do with social justice and…
Woke Businesses Struggling To Install Restrooms To Accommodate All 483 Genders
U.S.A. — Woke businesses across the nation are reportedly struggling both spatially and financially. Many of the businesses are finding…
Study Estimates That “Baby On Board” Bumper Stickers Save Approximately 700 Lives Per Year
U.S.A. — We’ve all seen the “Baby on Board” bumper stickers on the backs of cars that warn other drivers…
CDC Admits They Can’t Tell the Difference Between COVID and Flu
ATLANTA, Ga. — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently made a startling admission: they can’t tell the…
Polish Man Files Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Against Cherokee Nation
TAHLEQUAH, Ok. — Wednesday could mark a defining moment in Native American history. John Kowalski, an American-born man of Polish…
Buzz Aldrin Announces He Was First to Fart on the Moon
MONTCLAIR, Nj. — Legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin has boldly come forward to claim a groundbreaking achievement in human space exploration:…