All Non-Morbidly Obese People Now Considered “In Shape”
ATLANTA. Ga. — To adjust for the large share of obese Americans, the CDC has declared all non-morbidly obese people…
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ATLANTA. Ga. — To adjust for the large share of obese Americans, the CDC has declared all non-morbidly obese people…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move toward ultimate freedom on the road, libertarians have proposed a bill for various changes…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant display of progressive thinking, members of the legislative branch have announced the ultimate solution…
WASHINGTON, DC. — In an astonishing display of modern technological prowess, an anonymous internet sleuth has managed to do what…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Politicians lie. This is a well-known fact. In an attempt to bring transparency to the world of…
U.S.A. — In a depressing development for this nation, the linguistic prowess of Americans has hit an all-time low, with…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Brace yourself, America, for another groundbreaking promise from President Joe Biden! After already vowing to rebuild infrastructure,…
FRESNO, Ca. — Sun-Maid raisins has made a jaw-dropping announcement that has left the world reeling. The beloved girl on…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After his nearly nine-hour thirst strike in protest of a Texas bill, U.S. Representative Greg Casar is…