Man Named Bob Shocked to Find Out He Is Robert
Local man Bob Truman has discovered a shocking secret: he is not, in fact, Bob Truman. His real name is…
Local Pastor Discovers Bible Went Missing 7 Years Ago
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local pastor has recently discovered he was the victim of a crime that happened seven years…
Woman Disgusted That Man Is Romantically Interested in Her
MOESBURG, Ok. — Brianna McDaniel, a 20-year-old feminist studies major at Moesburg Community College, claims she was stalked by 21-year-old…
Diabetic Overcomes Insulin Addiction
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local type 1 diabetic Chelsea Brewer has made the decision to come clean. After years of insulin…
Local Boy Claims He Won First Place in City Lying Bee
MOESBURG, Ok. — 11-year-old Ethan Donnelly claims to have won the city lying bee 3 years in a row. Although…
Local Megachurch Rebrands as Rec Center
MOESBURG, Ok. — Members of First Trendy Baptist Church have voted to rebrand themselves as a rec center. “We only…
Fat Man Stuck in Chimney
MOESBURG, Ok. — An obese man has gotten stuck in a chimney on Christmas Eve last night. The man, dressed…
Local Funeral Director Making More Money as Number of Deaths Skyrocket
MOESBURG, Ok. — Tom Lewis, a local funeral director, has seen an increase in demand for his services as local…
Woman Sues Former Employer After Being Fired for Bringing Emotional Support Buffalo to Work
Lanie Shire, a former employee at the Waterford Center of Technology, has filed a lawsuit against the company. The board…