Only Child Begs for Sibling; Gets Dog Instead
MOESBURG, Ok. — When local married couple Brian and Jenna Culpepper’s only child, Madison, said she wanted a sibling, they…
Camp Counselor Says He Understands Parents’ Grief; He Too Has Lost Many Children in Freak Accidents
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local parents are in a tizzy after their children did not return from summer camp. Some are…
Man Named Bob Shocked to Find Out He Is Robert
Local man Bob Truman has discovered a shocking secret: he is not, in fact, Bob Truman. His real name is…
Local Pastor Discovers Bible Went Missing 7 Years Ago
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local pastor has recently discovered he was the victim of a crime that happened seven years…
Woman Disgusted That Man Is Romantically Interested in Her
MOESBURG, Ok. — Brianna McDaniel, a 20-year-old feminist studies major at Moesburg Community College, claims she was stalked by 21-year-old…
Diabetic Overcomes Insulin Addiction
MOESBURG, Ok. — Local type 1 diabetic Chelsea Brewer has made the decision to come clean. After years of insulin…
Local Boy Claims He Won First Place in City Lying Bee
MOESBURG, Ok. — 11-year-old Ethan Donnelly claims to have won the city lying bee 3 years in a row. Although…
Local Megachurch Rebrands as Rec Center
MOESBURG, Ok. — Members of First Trendy Baptist Church have voted to rebrand themselves as a rec center. “We only…
Fat Man Stuck in Chimney
MOESBURG, Ok. — An obese man has gotten stuck in a chimney on Christmas Eve last night. The man, dressed…