If you happen to be an average American adult who hates working, choosing a baby name might seem like it is too much for your sensitive brain to handle. To make things easier, here is a list of politically correct names for your little feces machine. No Adolfs, Vladimirs, or Kanyes here!

•Junior If you really like your name and don’t like thinking of baby names, just name it after yourself. Unless your name is Terence. No child, not even a future serial killer, deserves to be saddled with that name. Ick.

•Bluecheckmark A baby name and a protest against Elon Musk. All at the same time. How woke.

•Yaasqueen Name your child this to show your support for Lady Gaga and the late Queen Elizabeth. This name also somehow supports Ukraine. Yaaaaas, queen!

•Marijuana People name girls after plants all the time. Rose, Daisy, Lily? It’s only time marijuana gets its turn in the spotlight.

•Mellifluous Show how smart you are by naming your child a prestigious-sounding word.

•Child If you say what you mean and mean what you say, this name is for you! The best part is, as soon as Child is an adult, he or she can legally change their name to Adult! Unless your child is stupid and changes their name to Terence.

There you go, late millennials and early Gen Z-ers! A list of 6 easy names to choose from! Whenever you forget your child’s name, you can just refer back to this list and have a 1 in 6 chance of getting it right on your first guess. If you have 7 kids, then too bad. You’ll have a lot more

-ick- work… ahead of you.