Do you have a set of twins on the way and have no clue what to name them? Furthermore, do you want each twin to have an identity of their own and to have a name that is the complete opposite of their twin’s?

Addison & Subtractison

If you are a fan of unique spellings, you could also spell them “+ison” and “-ison.”

Lester & Morter

Although it is easy to confuse the two names with this spelling variant, “<ter” and “>ter” are endearing.

Caroline & Caropoint

Spellings “Caro—-” and “Caro.” are also options. These are a win for math-themed names.

Richard & Poorard

If anyone questions your naming choices, you can tell them you were symbolizing your critique of capitalism in naming your children. It doesn’t matter what that critique is or even if you have any knowledge of economics; all that matters is that you appear pretentious.

Samantha & Sawomantha

If anyone questions your naming choices, you can tell them you were symbolizing your critique of the gender binary.