The Moesburg Times is back at it again with a list of creative baby names to bestow upon your tiny brutish spawn.

K8lyn

It’s the name “Kaitlyn”… but with another spelling to add to the 100+ spellings of this name. Although this is admittedly one of the more far-fetched spellings, if you find this ridiculous, there will probably be a child in your child’s class also named Kaitlyn or Caitlin or Khaaittleynne, but with a far more ridiculous spelling, so consider yourself safe.

Æley 

It’s “Ashley.” The character Æ is called “ash,” so… it just makes sense! In fact, Elon Musk incorporated the character into the name of his child, X Æ A-12. 

<ter 

It’s “Lester,” and math nerds will appreciate this unique spelling! It was also the surname of Hiram Lester, a Georgia man who traveled with the circus and claimed to be 128 years old. 

+ison 

It’s “Addison.” Hate it or hate it, the name Addison became popular in the early 2000s and has become consistently decently somewhat popular. 

Caro – – – – 

“Caroline” has had a long line of consistent spellings, aside from the mildly blasphemous spelling “Karoline.” That line of consistent spellings ends with “Caro – – – -,” and we hope you will heed our advice in naming your child one of these names with creative spellings.