HOUSTON, Tx. — 

In a historic marketing campaign, Houston-based deodorant company Pitts has managed to conquer the final frontier of advertising by placing a massive billboard advertisement on the surface of the moon. Yes, you read that correctly! The moon, that giant dusty rock orbiting the earth, is now adorned with a shameless promotion for the latest scent of antiperspirant. 

Pitts’s decision to target the moon with their ad campaign is a testament to their unparalleled ambition. No longer content with merely invading our televisions, social media feeds, buses, and YouTube videos, they have set their sights on the heavens themselves. We can only assume they are aiming to attract extraterrestrial customers, who are no doubt desperate for that lunar-fresh feeling.

However, some conspiracy theorists believe Pitts’ advertisement on the moon is a hoax. Pitts has rebutted that claim with the fact that their marketing statistics show that their products are being bought at a much higher rate than they were before their moon campaign, which must be attributed to aliens buying their wares. 

It seems that the sky is no longer the limit when it comes to advertising. 

As Neil Armstrong himself might say, “That’s one small step for a corporation, a giant leap for a consumerist economic mindset.”