Man Transitions from Male to Female Because He Doesn’t Think about the Roman Empire Enough to Be a Real Man
MOESBURG, Ok. — Chadifer Dunleavey, formerly known as Chad Dunleavey, has recently come to the realization that he (or she,…
Delusional Man in Church Parking Lot Claims to Be Jesus, Starts New Religion
MOESBURG, Ok. — On Sunday morning at Elm Grove Baptist Church, service was interrupted by a crazed man in the…
Suicide: Punishable by Death?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant display of progressive thinking, members of the legislative branch have announced the ultimate solution…
Study Finds Those Who Talk to Plants Happier Than Those Who Talk to People
LONDON, England, U.K. — A recent study has uncovered an unexpected discovery: that conversing with plants leads to higher levels…
National Security Emergency: Somebody Just Leaked the President’s Address
WASHINGTON, DC. — In an astonishing display of modern technological prowess, an anonymous internet sleuth has managed to do what…