Baby Names Made Easy: Twins Edition
Do you have a set of twins on the way and have no clue what to name them? Furthermore, do…
Pieces of Trash Add Color to Dull Landscape
It is no secret that trash can significantly alter landscapes. These often-overlooked items can provide a much-needed sense of vibrancy…
Burglar Breaks into House to Apologize for Breaking into House
MOESBURG, Ok. — It was an astonishing scene when a man broke into the house he previously broke into to…
Baby Names Made Easy: More Names!
The Moesburg Times is back at it again with a list of creative baby names to bestow upon your tiny…
Actor with Generic Face Portrays Many Historical Figures
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Actor John Smith boasts an impressive number of movie roles as various historical figures. Smith’s many roles…
This Girl Waited Years for a Kidney, So a Doctor Filled Her with as Many Kidneys as Her Body Could Hold
MOESBURG, Ok. — Nine-year-old Samantha Barnett has been on the kidney transplant waiting list for five years. Her health had…
CDC Admits They Can’t Tell the Difference Between COVID and Flu
ATLANTA, Ga. — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently made a startling admission: they can’t tell the…
Ego Unleashed: Man Longs for Children to Pass “Incredible” Traits Onto
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a stunning display of ego and self-importance, local resident Mark Harris recently revealed his fervent desire…
Polish Man Files Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Against Cherokee Nation
TAHLEQUAH, Ok. — Wednesday could mark a defining moment in Native American history. John Kowalski, an American-born man of Polish…