Greg Casar Embarks on Drag Strike
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After his nearly nine-hour thirst strike in protest of a Texas bill, U.S. Representative Greg Casar is…
Bible Translated into Teen Slang
U.S.A. — In an astonishing turn of events, scholars and religious experts have come together to deliver the Word of…
To Fix Teacher Shortage, School Resorts to Hiring Students
In a desperate attempt to combat the ever-worsening teacher shortage, the illustrious institution of the Moesburg Public School System has…
Heartbreaking: If It Hadn’t Been for That Pesky Car Crash, Princess Diana Would Have Died Today
On August 31, 1997, Diana, Princess of Wales tragically perished in a car crash. However, historians and scientists from across…
Baby Names Made Easy: More Alternative Spellings
&rew “Andrew” couldn’t get more interesting than this. Andrew Tate, watch out, because this spelling is the alpha over boring…
Homeschool Parents Shunned for Having Less Than 4 Kids
MOESBURG, Ok. — A homeschooling family has been cast out from their once-loving community for committing the grave sin of…
Man Always Thought He’d Waste His Life Differently
MOESBURG, Ok. — A man has come face-to-face with the startling realization that he is, in fact, squandering his life…
Hunter Biden Addresses Allegations with Ukulele
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the aftermath of Colleen Ballinger’s ukulele song “Toxic Gossip Train,” Hunter Biden, son of President Joe…
Answers to This Year’s ACT Questions Revealed
U.S.A. – After an anonymous whistleblower claimed that the 2023 ACT questions all have to do with social justice and…