Why Women Actually Wear Heels
Imagine cramming your foot into a tall, pointy shoe only to hobble around like a lanky 7-foot-tall circus clown with…
Due to Inflation, “You Look Like a Million Bucks” Now an Insult
MOESBURG, Ok. — Elena Stauffer, a 35-year-old mother of two, is filing for divorce after her husband told her she…
Family Unknowingly Adopts Neighbor’s Kid
MOESBURG, Ok. — A local family is unsure how they acquired a fifth child. Brian and Wendy Lipe, of Moesburg,…
Baby Names Made Easy: Twins Edition
Do you have a set of twins on the way and have no clue what to name them? Furthermore, do…
Pieces of Trash Add Color to Dull Landscape
It is no secret that trash can significantly alter landscapes. These often-overlooked items can provide a much-needed sense of vibrancy…
Burglar Breaks into House to Apologize for Breaking into House
MOESBURG, Ok. — It was an astonishing scene when a man broke into the house he previously broke into to…
Baby Names Made Easy: More Names!
The Moesburg Times is back at it again with a list of creative baby names to bestow upon your tiny…
Actor with Generic Face Portrays Many Historical Figures
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Actor John Smith boasts an impressive number of movie roles as various historical figures. Smith’s many roles…
This Girl Waited Years for a Kidney, So a Doctor Filled Her with as Many Kidneys as Her Body Could Hold
MOESBURG, Ok. — Nine-year-old Samantha Barnett has been on the kidney transplant waiting list for five years. Her health had…