U.S.A. — Woke businesses across the nation are reportedly struggling both spatially and financially. Many of the businesses are finding that they have neither the space nor the cash necessary for installing restrooms to accommodate all 483 genders.

“This struggle has been really hard for me,” says marijuana dispensary owner Evan Phillis, who is an advocate for the LGBTQ community. “By the time all these bathrooms are finished being installed, I won’t have any room left for my actual shop! I’m all for love who you love and sexual perversion and all that, but this bathroom thing is kind of starting to get out of hand.”

Many other business owners who support LGBTQ rights have expressed similar feelings. “I honestly don’t know what to do,” said women’s clothing store owner Tracy Holden. “I don’t really even understand what’s going on in the world right now. I think all the different gendered people want restrooms for their specific fantasy gender, but I don’t know what to do with that information. Am I supposed to install restrooms for all of the genders? How many genders are there? There’s like, at least 400, right? So how many toilets and how many urinals would I need to order? Does Amazon Prime sell urinals?”

At publishing time, no one really knew what to do and multiple business owners were reaching out to members of the LGBTQ community to ask if they were cool with just using extra large litter boxes.