Local Megachurch Rebrands as Rec Center
MOESBURG, Ok. — Members of First Trendy Baptist Church have voted to rebrand themselves as a rec center. “We only…
Serial Killer Identifies as Innocent
MOESBURG, Ok. –- The lawyer for convicted serial killer Jeremy Rothstein filed a formal appeal to overturn Rothstein’s convictions for…
Baby Names Made Easy: What to Name Your Child in 2023
If you happen to be an average American adult who hates working, choosing a baby name might seem like it…
Celebrity Trademarks Eye Color
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Pop star Baddison Blake, 23, has filed to have her exact eye color trademarked. “I’m tired of…
Fat Man Stuck in Chimney
MOESBURG, Ok. — An obese man has gotten stuck in a chimney on Christmas Eve last night. The man, dressed…
NASA’s Rocket Launch Called Off Due To Geese On The Launch Pad
Since January, the public has been eagerly awaiting the day when NASA finally exhibits their newest rocket prototype, the Vulture…
Supreme Court Revokes Man’s Freedom of Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. — James Daughtery, a local man deemed “annoying” has recently had his freedom of speech revoked by the…
Local Funeral Director Making More Money as Number of Deaths Skyrocket
MOESBURG, Ok. — Tom Lewis, a local funeral director, has seen an increase in demand for his services as local…
Woman Sues Former Employer After Being Fired for Bringing Emotional Support Buffalo to Work
Lanie Shire, a former employee at the Waterford Center of Technology, has filed a lawsuit against the company. The board…