ENCINO, Ca. – – 

Life Alert, widely known for its emergency response systems for the elderly, is expanding its services with a new feature designed to prevent social embarrassment. The feature, dubbed “Embarrassment Alert,” will notify users when they are about to make a potentially embarrassing mistake.

The device, which uses advanced AI and context-aware technology, will analyze situations and provide real-time alerts. For example, it might warn users if they are about to tell an inappropriate joke, mispronounce a word in an important speech, or commit a social faux pas at a family gathering.

“This is a groundbreaking development in personal safety and social etiquette,” said Life Alert CEO Richard Kline. “We believe this feature will not only protect our users from physical harm but also help them navigate social interactions with confidence.” 

While some see this as an innovative step forward, others are more skeptical. “It’s a bit of an overreach,” said sociologist Dr. Emily Mitchell. “Human interactions are complex and nuanced. Relying on a device to guide our social behavior could have unintended consequences. However, if it can prevent even one person from waving back at someone who was waving at someone else, then it is completely worth it.” 

The “Embarrassment Alert” feature is set to be available later this year, promising to add a new layer of protection against life’s more awkward moments. 

Despite the feature’s popularity, most users choose to ignore the alerts. Notably, President Biden has ordered seven.