MOESBURG, Ok. —
Elena Stauffer, a 35-year-old mother of two, is filing for divorce after her husband told her she “looks like a million bucks.”
“That is an insult,” said Mrs. Stauffer, soon to be Ms. Marks. “The value of a million dollars has dropped so low that nobody would want to be compared to it. It’s like saying that I look like a McDonald’s cheeseburger, but without the ketchup.”