Study Reveals Why Celebrities Are Famous
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — A recent study conducted by the National Institute of Culture Analysis has shed light on the origins…
Physicist Discovers Secret to Time Travel, but Can Only Go Forward at Regular Speed
Geneva, SWITZERLAND — Many have long dreamed of the power of time travel, but a Swiss physicist believes he has…
iPad Most Effective Babysitter
LONDON, England, U.K. — Researchers at the London Institute for Social Research have completed a study showing the iPad to…
Study Finds Those Who Talk to Plants Happier Than Those Who Talk to People
LONDON, England, U.K. — A recent study has uncovered an unexpected discovery: that conversing with plants leads to higher levels…
Scientists Warn Breathing Oxygen Linked to 100% Mortality Rate
LONDON, England, U.K. — In a recent study conducted by researchers at the London School for the Socially Unacceptable, a…
Scientists Admit They Experiment on Rats Out of Sheer Resentment
WORLD — A shocking admission made by hundreds of the world’s top scientists revealed that for all these years, scientists…
Rehabilitated Gazelle Released Back into Food Chain
ATBARA, Sudan — In a stunning display of human-animal camaraderie, a heroic gazelle has been released back into the wild…
Archaeologist Discovers Human Remains 3,000 Years Too Late
CAIRO, Egypt — In a tragic turn of events, renowned archaeologist Dr. Ignatius Whitlock stumbled across an ancient Egyptian tomb…
Study: People Who Have More Birthdays Tend to Live Longer
In a groundbreaking study conducted by researchers at the renowned Georgia Institute of Longevity Sciences, a compelling correlation has been…