Environmentalists Recommend Eating Plastic Products to Keep Them Out of the Ocean
WORLD – – Several environmental advocacy organizations are now recommending that people eat plastic products, such as bags and straws,…
Prominent Eugenicist Fails to Meet Own Standards for Reproduction
CHICAGO, Il. – – Dr. Karl Eckhardt, a senior researcher in the Department of Human Genetics at Midwestern University and…
Study Reveals Why Celebrities Are Famous
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — A recent study conducted by the National Institute of Culture Analysis has shed light on the origins…
Physicist Discovers Secret to Time Travel, but Can Only Go Forward at Regular Speed
Geneva, SWITZERLAND — Many have long dreamed of the power of time travel, but a Swiss physicist believes he has…
iPad Most Effective Babysitter
LONDON, England, U.K. — Researchers at the London Institute for Social Research have completed a study showing the iPad to…
Study Finds Those Who Talk to Plants Happier Than Those Who Talk to People
LONDON, England, U.K. — A recent study has uncovered an unexpected discovery: that conversing with plants leads to higher levels…
Scientists Warn Breathing Oxygen Linked to 100% Mortality Rate
LONDON, England, U.K. — In a recent study conducted by researchers at the London School for the Socially Unacceptable, a…
Scientists Admit They Experiment on Rats Out of Sheer Resentment
WORLD — A shocking admission made by hundreds of the world’s top scientists revealed that for all these years, scientists…
Rehabilitated Gazelle Released Back into Food Chain
ATBARA, Sudan — In a stunning display of human-animal camaraderie, a heroic gazelle has been released back into the wild…