CDC Admits They Can’t Tell the Difference Between COVID and Flu
ATLANTA, Ga. — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently made a startling admission: they can’t tell the…
Polish Man Files Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Against Cherokee Nation
TAHLEQUAH, Ok. — Wednesday could mark a defining moment in Native American history. John Kowalski, an American-born man of Polish…
Buzz Aldrin Announces He Was First to Fart on the Moon
MONTCLAIR, Nj. — Legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin has boldly come forward to claim a groundbreaking achievement in human space exploration:…
Serial Killer Identifies as Innocent
MOESBURG, Ok. –- The lawyer for convicted serial killer Jeremy Rothstein filed a formal appeal to overturn Rothstein’s convictions for…
NASA’s Rocket Launch Called Off Due To Geese On The Launch Pad
Since January, the public has been eagerly awaiting the day when NASA finally exhibits their newest rocket prototype, the Vulture…
Supreme Court Revokes Man’s Freedom of Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. — James Daughtery, a local man deemed “annoying” has recently had his freedom of speech revoked by the…
Every-Day Adventist Wins Religious Discrimination Lawsuit
MOESBURG, Ok. — In a recent 10th Circuit Court of Appeals opinion, Smith v. Local Foods, cashier Jonah Smith was…