Company Launches “ManipuMatch” App, Helping People Find Partners They Can Control
SAN FRANCISCO, Ca. – – Tech startup GripHeart Inc. announced the release of ManipuMatch, a dating app designed to help…
Life Alert Releases New Feature to Alert You Before You Embarrass Yourself
ENCINO, Ca. – – Life Alert, widely known for its emergency response systems for the elderly, is expanding its services…
Sandwich Chain Adds Shocking New Ingredient
U.S.A. — In an unprecedented move to redefine the boundaries of health and innovation in the fast food industry, the…
Ancestry.com Adds “Oppressed and Marginalized Minority” as Ethnicity Estimate on DNA Tests
Ancestry.com has announced their latest update to their DNA test results – the addition of a new ethnicity category: “Oppressed…
Tired of Being Mistaken for Your Co-Worker? Try This
Are you constantly bombarded with remarks like, “Hey, I thought you were Mike from the editorial staff!” or “Wait, are…
Woke Businesses Struggling To Install Restrooms To Accommodate All 483 Genders
U.S.A. — Woke businesses across the nation are reportedly struggling both spatially and financially. Many of the businesses are finding…