MOESBURG, Ok. — Local parents are in a tizzy after their children did not return from summer camp. Some are blaming camp counselor and tour guide Mack McDuff for the childrens’ disappearances. It all started when McDuff took the children for a 48-hour camping trip in the forest. 

“I don’t know what happened,” said McDuff. “I told the children to wander off to get food, but to stay within 10 miles of me and to be back by dark – because I needed time to look at Google Maps because I kind of got lost… and then I went off to sleep, and when I woke up, it was dark and they weren’t there.”

McDuff has been repeatedly accused of having “no sense of direction.” 

“It’s understandable that you’re all upset,” said McDuff. “But after the grieving process, and especially when you’re a sub-par tour guide, you kind of get used to it.”