BUCKINGHAM PALACE, U.K. —

In a bid to silence incessant rumors about the health of the Catherine, Princess of Wales, the royal family has released images of the seemingly healthy Princess Kate engaging in her normal royal duties, such as skydiving, surfing, and bungee jumping. The princess, who has not been seen in public since having had abdominal surgery in January, is the subject of many rumors and conspiracy theories about her health and what the royal family is doing to cover it up.

“The surgery went splendidly,” said Prince William in an exclusive interview with The Moesburg Times. “Kate is doing fabulously and is in peak health. Honestly, she has never been in better health. In fact, I’m sure most of us would aspire to be even half as healthy as Princess Kate is currently.” When asked when Princess Kate would return to making public appearances, the Prince of Wales repeated, “Like I said, she has never been in better health. I can assure you she is perfectly healthy, as shown in the photos we released.”

Despite having previously released a photoshopped picture of the princess after her hospital stay, the royal family has promised that this time, the photos are completely real and that there is no reason to doubt their authenticity.