TULSA, Ok. — 

In a surprising turn of events, pop star Baddison Blake has gained 500 pounds in an attempt to make it easier for fans to see her at concerts. 

Fans received the surprise of a lifetime Friday night when the teen idol waddled onstage at the BOK Center, now weighing over five times her original body weight, and now visible from 800 feet away. Fans in all sections of the arena were able to feast their eyes on the now-voluptuous songstress, no matter if they were in the nosebleeds or directly in front of the stage. 

Baddison Blake’s dramatic transformation has sparked dissent among the music community. In a recent press conference, the singer acknowledged the controversial nature of her decision but firmly believes that her artistic vision will transcend the physical appearance concerns. Blake emphasized that the focus should remain on the emotional connection she shares with her fans rather than her external appearance. 

“Becoming one of the largest people to ever walk the face of the planet – or rather, sit on the face of the planet – was the least I could do to provide a truly immersive concert experience for my fans,” Blake stated in the press conference. 

The larger-than-life pop sensation also revealed that she is working closely with her creative team to develop innovative stage setups and choreography that will complement her new physicality. For example, she is phasing out her iconic energetic dancing to a more sedentary dance style, which she calls “couch dancing.” Blake’s upcoming tour, aptly named “Infinite Presence,” is set to kick off next month, promising an awe-inspiring experience for her devoted fans. 

We applaud Miss Blake for making accommodations for the visually impaired community. She indeed cares very much for her fans.

As of publishing time, Baddison Blake has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and in order to save her legs from diabetic neuropathy, is on a strict diet and somehow expected to lose 600 pounds by the end of the year.