HOLLYWOOD, Ca. —
Pop star Baddison Blake, 23, has filed to have her exact eye color trademarked. “I’m tired of millions of babies each year coming out of the womb only to copy my eye color,” Baddison explained. “It kinda messes with my vibe to have a bunch of brown-eyed randos walking around.” Baddison showcased her newly-trademark orbs of beauty on the cover of her latest album “Circles on My Face.”
As of publishing time, Baddison has sued her own feces for being the exact same color as her eyes.
Todays youth is absolutely absurd.