MOESBURG, Ok. —

In an astonishing feat of meteorological accuracy, local weatherman Jim Atkinson has managed to accurately predict one meteorological phenomenon every day: Atkinson is able to predict the sunrise without fail. Townsfolk now tune in to MOE on 9 for Atkinson’s miraculous weather forecast.

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