Libertarians Propose Bill to Abolish Road Rules
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move toward ultimate freedom on the road, libertarians have proposed a bill for various changes…
Disney Makes Inclusive Bambi Remake in Which Both Bambi’s Moms Die
HOLLYWOOD, Ca. — Disney has announced their newest remake: this one a remake of the classic Bambi, in which a…
Weatherman Predicts 100% Chance of Sunrise
MOESBURG, Ok. — In an astonishing feat of meteorological accuracy, local weatherman Jim Atkinson has managed to accurately predict one…
Physicist Discovers Secret to Time Travel, but Can Only Go Forward at Regular Speed
Geneva, SWITZERLAND — Many have long dreamed of the power of time travel, but a Swiss physicist believes he has…