Local man Bob Truman has discovered a shocking secret: he is not, in fact, Bob Truman. His real name is Robert James Truman.
“My parents have been lying to me this entire time,” said Truman. “I wish my dad would have told me before he left. He never even came back with the milk.” That leaves only Truman’s mother to answer the burning question.
When reporter Michael Aaronson approached her, she declined interview, only saying, “My son is a very stupid man.”